"I Evade Fish"

"I Evade Fish"More secretive than the Knights Templar, shrouded in 78% more mystery than the Masons, the secret society known only as the Beefy Herberts have spent countless years querying the enigmas of our universe. You'll find none of that nonsense here though. But for the enigmas of three hundred odd years of the publication of the Common Swings, this book'll probably do you. Meet some of the many Fnords who've wandered the offices over the years. Meet Mellimor

More secretive than the Knights Templar, shrouded in 78% more mystery than the Masons, the secret society known only as the Beefy Herberts have spent countless years querying the enigmas of our universe. You'll find none of that nonsense here though. But for the enigmas of three hundred odd years of the publication of the Common Swings, this book'll probably do you. Meet some of the many Fnords who've wandered the offices over the years. Meet Mellimor the Mighty and tremble at his ways. Play such games as Nineveh Nineshanks and All Over the Jelly Shop with your nearest and dearest. Observe the extraordinary pie faced lady whose bold demeanour endeared her so much to the Queen. Tremble at the horrors of the Pennywise. Pity Little Tich and... ponder the whereabouts of the Beauhillius Codex (and maybe even Vastbladder McGinty's trousers while you're at it). One thing is for sure... you'll find out more than you wished for in...

The Common Swings 1.5 - "I Evade Fish".