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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 5 - Jul 10
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MB #09 - JOHNNY SEXISTWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio: "1980's High Heels & Pregnant was a sure sign of growth for a maturing Johnny after 1979s Womanipulator, but the public wasnt convinced. Their final effort, Male Chauvin ish, was more head shaking than head banging, so these
WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"1980's High Heels & Pregnant was a sure sign of growth for a maturing Johnny after 1979’s Womanipulator, but the public wasn’t convinced. Their final effort, Male Chauvin-ish, was more head-shaking than head-banging, so these avant-garde Neanderthals took a tour bus back to their caves."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check SIZE CHART before ordering!
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label
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